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Joke of the Day
"Where do you weigh pies? Somewhere over a rainbow..."
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"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."
"What did Jesus say to Peter? Hebrew"
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."
"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"
"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets."
"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."