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Joke of the Day
"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"
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"*walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS"
"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."
"Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material."
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."
"Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping."
"What do you call a Black man flying a plane? ..A pilot you fuckin racists"