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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."
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"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine.'"
"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"
"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... **Coughs up hairball** Dog: You gonna eat that?"
"[Girl over my house] ""My ex boyfriend had this weird one-man-band thing. You dont, right?"" [Unclipping my harmonica holder] Def not."