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Joke of the Day
"What's long,hard,and full of Seamen ? SS This Dick. naval battalion"
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"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""
"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta"
"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"
"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"Why did the boy think you hit menopause when you graduated high school? Because it was the end of all your periods."
"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"