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Joke of the Day

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."

"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."

"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."

"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."

"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."

"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."

"*licks ice cream cone Cone: I have a boyfriend."

"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday."