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Joke of the Day

"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"

"What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven."

"The best DVD feature is when the audio is so quiet during dialogue I have to crank the volume then in action scenes its so loud my pets die."

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*"

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!"

"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"

"What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."