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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."
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"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."
"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"
"NFL Players + Fireworks ="
"The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens."
"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"
"What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it rub it rub it."
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."