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Joke of the Day
"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."
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"HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"
"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."
"People that can't walk are so lame"