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Joke of the Day
"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
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"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"
"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"Psychic Apprentice is ready! Psychic Apprentice: I'm ready to open my own shop. I quit. Psychic: I knew this day would come."
"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."
"-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike"