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Joke of the Day

"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."

"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."

"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."

"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"