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Joke of the Day

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"

"Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field!"

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"

"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."

"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"

"Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?"

"Two satellites get married The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!"

"What's Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce"

"*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo"