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Joke of the Day

"No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March"

"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."

"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."