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Joke of the Day

"Did you know two melons of the same sex can't marry? Does that mean they cantaloupe? *Thanks to My Drunk Kitchen!"

"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"

"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"

"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."

"What's worse than having spiders on your piano? Having crabs on your organ."

"MAST JOKES: http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/blog-post_7068.html#.UQVQ48OF1Jc.reddit"

"""Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes. Time to close the investigation forever."" - cops in GTA 5"

"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."