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Joke of the Day
"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."
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"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."
"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."
"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."
"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."
"What is the difference between jam & jelly? I can't jelly my dick in her ass..."
"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."