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Joke of the Day
"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."
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"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."
"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"
"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."
"When I was a kid, I asked my dad where babies come from. He said, ""The fridge! You should go see if there's one in there now! If there isn't, bring me a beer!"""
"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."
"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"