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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"A cig takes 7 minutes off your life A piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life According to my calculations I should have died in 1812"

"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"

"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"

"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."

"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"""Mmm..I love your cooking darling."" That's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm."

"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"