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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. ""Ask your Grandfather"", he said."

"My ten year old made me pay him $10 to do the dishes, so I mugged him on his way to the bathroom because, you know, life lesson."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"

"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"Did you know that the idea of recycling actually came about from a group of pirates? They came up with the idea of the four R's."