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Joke of the Day

"*ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING"

"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."

"I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free."""

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."

"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."

"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"

"92 percent of Americans get inappropriately excited when there's a t-shirt cannon present."

"A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch."

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."