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Joke of the Day

"*ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING"

"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"

"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."

"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"

"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."

"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THREE. One to bend over, one to screw in the bulb, and one to drive the gay pride float!"

"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."

"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."