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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."

"When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways"

"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."

"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."

"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"

"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."