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Joke of the Day
"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."
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"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small. *A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*"
"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."
"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."