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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"What do you say when it's snowing? Winter is coming."

"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"

"the safeword is burrito"

"Why is it a bad idea for China to become a democracy? Do you know how hard it would be to orchestrate a national erection"

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time."

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"