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Joke of the Day
"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."
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"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"
"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"
"Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house."
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."
"Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU."
"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"
"A Christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they're not pretentious dicks."
" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."