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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin"
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"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
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"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
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