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Joke of the Day
"What does a power ranger say before they do drugs? It's morphine time!"
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"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""
"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"
"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."
"My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for Christmas I don't think they understood when I said 'I wanna watch'"
"If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'."
"So an Irishman walks out of a bar... Seriously, it happened."
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."