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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many there are, they can't change anything."

"What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? I don't know and I don't care."

"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."

"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."

"Farmers are outstanding in their field because... they can raise things without lifting them"

"Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman."

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."