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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"

"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."

"Just found where my wife hid my birthday present! How'd she know I wanted a one-way ticket to Miami with some guy named Rico?"

"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"

"Why aren't marriage prevention hotlines a thing?"

"The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!"

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"

"Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?"

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."