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Joke of the Day
"What do old people always keep in their back pocket? Depends."
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"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!"
"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."
"Do you know who wants some good D? no, who? Football fans."
"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."
"Today I was walking down the street today and a guy threw a slice of cheese at me. That's mature."
"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."