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Joke of the Day
"Remember, tomorrow is Good Friday So let's all act like Jesus and get completely hammered."
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"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."
"Son - ""Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..."" Mom - ""Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."""
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."
"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""
"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"
"I like my problems like i like my women Constantly following me"
"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."
"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."