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Joke of the Day

"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"

"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."

"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."

"I was born disabled I couldn't walk, had no hair, couldn't talk, just laid there and shit myself...."

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"