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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop... yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down."

"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"

"What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind."

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"Tummy REALLY hurts. I guess that's what I get for being extra careful of diseases! (Coating all foods/drinks in Purell)"

"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"

"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"