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Joke of the Day

"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."

"Our Great Dane has been causing quite a smell around my house. Whenever he barks I shit myself."

"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !"

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."

"What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? A high turnover."