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Joke of the Day

"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."

"Im probably the best ever at being humble."

"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"You're going to look great at your prom. If you're thin and spent 3 grand on a dress. Otherwise you'll look like a dumpy Russian hooker."

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"[VIDEO] John Oliver Agrees With You For 22 Minutes"

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."

"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."