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Joke of the Day
"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."
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"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"
"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."
"Cop: Are you drunk or high on drugs? Me: No officer. Cop: Your pupils are dilated. Me: (Paranoid) WHA!, how'd you know I teach fat kids?!"
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""
"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."
"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."
"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."