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Joke of the Day
"Im probably the best ever at being humble."
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"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."
"You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you."
"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."
"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
"How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ? Ten-ants !"
"Well this is awkward. Apparently when my wife's friend invited me over for a play-date I was supposed to bring my kids."
"[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs. Krebb's house? ""Dude that was in 1991."""
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"