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Joke of the Day
"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"
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"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"
"What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up? ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"
"Every single person on this subway is staring at their phone and I'm so appalled I have to tweet about it."
"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"