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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."
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"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"
"Don't be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse ""Right of Way"" with ""Immortality."""
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"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup"
"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."