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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"What's the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair."

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery..."

"Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer."

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"