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Joke of the Day

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."

"What do you call a cheap maid uniform? Maid in China."

"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"

"So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that."

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."

"Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race... Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: ""fucking steroids"""

"Never try to pay a Prostitute with Chocolate covered Ice Cream. Apparently, there ARE limits to what someone will do for a Klondike Bar."

"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."