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Joke of the Day

"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("

"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"

"Why are erectile dysfunction jokes so unfunny? They're not hard to make."

"I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."

"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."