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Joke of the Day
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
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"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."
"Taking vocabulary to a whole new thingy"
"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."
"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss."
"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."
"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"