51357
Joke of the Day
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
Next Joke
"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."
"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"
"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"
"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"
"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""
"They should make erasers for Crayons called ""Crayoffs""."
"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"