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Joke of the Day

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"

"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."

"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."

"What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East? A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself."

"anyone hear about this gravity discovery proving einsteins theory correct? I hear its really making a wave"

"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""

"A man walks into a library and says... ...""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""

"So a bum asked me for same change... A homeless man asked me for some change today. I said to him, ""Sorry, pal. You should know better than me that no one in this place has got _innocence_."""

"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"