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"Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe"

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"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
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"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."
"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"
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