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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."

"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."

"What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common? They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards."

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools."

"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."

"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."