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Joke of the Day

"Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got mauled by Cecil the Lion"

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."

"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""

"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"

"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."

"So how was the tourettes convention? SHIT"