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Joke of the Day

"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"

"A man walks into a restaurant..."

"Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship? All they will do is fight tooth and nail!"

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"

"A man has three testicles. He goes to the doctor and says, ""Doc, I have one more testicle than you."" The doctor replies, ""Really? You have eight?"""

"Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: ""I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp"" vs ""I cashier at KFC"""

"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"