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Joke of the Day

"Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: ""I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp"" vs ""I cashier at KFC"""

"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"

"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."

"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... And it was tense."

"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."

"arm's length what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? a speech impediment"

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"

"Womans Rights see above"