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Joke of the Day
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
Next Joke
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
"I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger."
"I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen."
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."
"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."
"Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End"
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt"