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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"
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"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"
"Two chemists walk in a bar... The first one said: ""Can I have a glass of H2O?"" The second one said: ""I'd like some H2O too"" The second man died."
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP"
"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."
"What did the U.S president say before starting WW3? Nukes... You're fired!"
"Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything."