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Joke of the Day
"If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP"
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"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"
"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !"
"What does star trek and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons' s"
"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."