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Joke of the Day
"went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis..."
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"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"
"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two penises? Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)"
"Whenever I game on my Note 7 I always have such a blast"
"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."
"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."
"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."