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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"
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"LPT: If you feel cold, stand in a corner They're usually around 90 degrees"
"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""
"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
"""please human with me"" - bear"
"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"
"Who's the most popular guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy."
"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."