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Joke of the Day
"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."
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"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."
"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"
"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."