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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron."

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"My new year resolution is 1024x768."
"I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!"
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."
"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"
"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"